Stuff readers left on the White Board gadget on my blog:
[#19]
I have a crush on Julie because she's arty, funnier than the typical girl(guys are normally funnier than girls-holla), and has a nice blog.
No, I have a crush on Julie. Get in line, Bub.
We all have a crush on Julie.
Who is Julie?
Didn't Bobby Sherman sing about her?
He did, indeed, sing about Julie.
I have a crush on Julie Andrews, too.
Julie-- A very heartfelt Happy Birthday to your dad. May he have many, many more. --Rey
You are so going to miss having fun this weekend.
WHAT HAPPENED TO BOB?! I can't find him :( --Mysterious
[#18]
A day without Julie is like a day without a cadbury mini easter egg. It's like a Saturday without a Sci Fi Scinema movie.
A day without Julie is a gray, cold and wet day with no hope for sunshine.
A day without Julie is too horrible to contemplate...and yet we must. :(
A day without Julie is like milk without chocolate chip cookies; it's like an Almond Joy without the nuts.
A day without Julie is like a garden with no flowers.
[#17]
I am not an animal. I am a human being.
Something wrong with being an animal?
I can't post comments.
Julie deserves a gold star**********
Sigh. The comments aren't working, now? I hate blogger. -- Julie
Will's having host issues too. He was complaining about them all morning.
Do I need to have a blog (ID) to post comments?
I used to allow anon comments but you'll now need some kind of blog ID to post a comment, whether it is blogger or another service...sorry. -- Julie
[#16]
Froehliche Weihnachten
Feliz Navidad
Joyeux Noel
Buon Natale
Boas Festas
Glaedelig Jul
Hartelijke Kerstgroeten
圣诞快乐
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Happy Holidays!
Ummm... yeah, what they all said.
Merry Christmas in German, Spanish, French, Italian, Portugese, Danish, Dutch, and Korean.
Oh, and English.
[#15]
What's with Pedro?
He's pretty spacey. Vote for Pedro!
Pedro offers you his protection.
Can he protect me from the chicken's talons?
Never fear. Pedro has a whole army of pedrobots, who will make short shrift of all those chickens.
Are Pedro's supporters Pedrophiles?
More than that, they're Pedromaniacs.
Ugh.
[#14]
Kilroy was here.
So was Kill Joy.
Who would want to kill Joy? She's a lovely person.
Only a shrill boy would be a killjoy.
Or a noisy toy.
Oh, let's just spare us all: ploy, roy, joy, boy, toy, koi, ahoy, envoy....
Is a "killjoy" the same thing as a "buzz-kill"?
Yes.
[#13]
I'm bored. Impeach Bush now. ...or you could just run for office yourself.
It's not a bad Idea, but vote for the Neitherist Party.
Does boredom traditionally lead to impeachment proceedings?
Ahminnadejohn.
How do you pronouce that again?
Everyone should find all of the CD's that were recorded in the 70's and make a best of for their IPOD. 9 hours of continuous 70's music helps you get through a boring day.
Ahminadinnerjacket.
Insane. All of you.
[#12]
Words are birds.
Words are daggers.
"Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes." --Cher, from 'Turn Back Time'
Words are tools that break in the hand.
This blog is the reason why I shall never give up on North Dakota.
Add the Big Boy Original and the oddly carpeted Kirkwood Mall in Bismarck to the previous message, and I agree.
Also, thanks for getting "If I Could Turn Back Time" in my head....just dandy.
dandy? that reminds me of CANDY CORN!
[#11]
Fake Idaho Fact: everybody drives enormous pickups all of which have gunracks stamped "Hecho en Mexico" on them.
I'm a big fan of fake facts. It makes intelligence so much easier.
For fake facts galore, just visit the Wikipedia, a veritable wikireality of motley fakeness enjoyed by pseudo-connoisseurs of sham and humbug everywhere.
Humbug. There's just not enough of that year-round. Why only at Christmas?
Agreed. But one must not forget the "Bah!" part either.
[#10]
Time is of the essence.
Time is the school in which we learn,/ Time is the fire in which we burn.
So what do you have to say about "essence"?
The essence of Time is that it flies.
What is the essence of flies?
Well, they buzz, have compound eyes, stubby wings, funny proboscises, and they hang around barnyards a lot.
Has anyone ever tried to time a fly?
Isn't there a time for all things?
Get busy like a school boy makin' an "A" Cause time my brother (or sister) is tickin' away.
Are those DC Talk Lyrics? I believe they are...
[#9]
The American flags they passed out at the 4th of July parade had "Made In China" printed on them.
Those "Made in China" stickers were made in Bangladesh.
But Bangladesh was made in the USA, so we're safe.
[#8]
Necessary Office Supplies Include:
1.Red Stapler 2.Q-tip 3.BB Gun 4.Mont Blanc fountain pen 5.Hannibal Lecter 6.Ear plugs 7.Prozac 8.BS Detector 9.Metal Detector 10.Coffee 11.Diaper 12.Cobray M-11
What?
Push the Easy Button.
[#7]
Once upon a time, an old man found a dime.
He bent down and put the dime in his pocket.
Suddenly, he heard a voice.
"Have you seen a dime anywhere?" sdf The dime was speaking.
It was odd, hearing that dime speak.
But the old man didn't laugh because everyone knows that Money Talks!
[#6]
Spam headers I have loved:
- epithet newsreel risen
- goat is here congratulations!
- Now it's my choice!
- Thanks. We are
- crass telegraph mckinley
- maurice fluorite pond
- grandiose fuchs correspond
I've corresponded with some pretty grandiose fuchs in my day.
I imagine most lived in a flourite pond.
Shhh... I'm playing with my new goat!
[#5]
Four seagulls flew into the window.
I hear they're bad for that.
What? Running into windows? Or flying?
Seagulls are actually very good flyers.
How are they with windows?
[#4]
It started with the smurfs.
Ah, the Smurfs, so very blue. But tell me, for I've never figured it out. How did those little critters reproduce?
They are asexual, of course.
Smurfs reproduce by...smurfing.
La, la, la la la la, la, la la la la.
I once cried over a magnetic smurf belt in a department store.
Is Smurfette the only female Smurf?
Yes. She is. And she's veeeeery busy.
This smurf topic has certainly headed into the gutter...
There is nothing gutter-esque about asexual reproduction.
The Smurfette is really just another Smurf who happens to have, ahem, different tastes in clothing and makeup.
Can anyone explain the esoteric tenents of the Smurfian School of Philosophy? Other than just going "La, La, La" all day long?
...What more do you need? Honestly.
Big revelation: the Smurfs are...blue!
I heard that Barney eats Smurfs!
[#3]
The shelf is empty.
The cat watches me.
Help. Hope.
I shift in my seat.
"A horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse of course. This is of course unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed!" said the cat.
Someone take away your keyboard.
That's just crazy talk WILBURRRR!!!
Mr. Ed was actually a zebra.
[#2]
And then there were none.
Even nihilism implies there was something there before.
But Agatha Christie said there were none.
None before what?
Ten little Indians.
Ten big runs for the Indians last night against the Kansas City Royals. Go Tribe!
I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.
Jesus: I like Him very much, but He no help with curve ball.
Harry Doyle. Best movie character ever.
Here comes the ol' number 1.
[#1]
How blue is blue?
Here in my seclusion, You're a blue illusion-- While I'm in this azure interlude, I'm not wanted-- I'm so all alone....
...and yet you appeared in my dream last night.
And the dream was so... blue, yeah, that's it...blue.
Like a Prussian blue? Or a Thalo?
Or cerulean blue, turquoise, or indigo?
Blue Like Jazz.
Blue like the moon as it rises in the night sky
... full of reckless abandon.
Blue Like You.
and Blue Like Smurfs. Yes, a Smurfian Blue.
Smurftastic.
And while we're on the question of Smurfs, why is there only one ostensively female smurf?
And when Smurfs stay in the sun too long, what color are they when they're sunburned? Cerise?
Cyd Charisse?